Is “bling” still a word?  I remember a few years back it was added to actual print versions of the dictionary.  That way, in a few years when our civilization is nothing more than smoking remains, the new conquerers of our land can survey the ruins, poke around the burnt scaffolding that used to be the Library of Congress, pick of a charred page of a dictionary, quickly scan it, and realize that they made the right decision in incinerating us.

But that’s not why I write.  I write to update the readers of the site who, God help them, are curious as to what’s been cooking here.  As my enthusiasm levels for marking my territory on the internet have not yet lowered (as my enthusiasm levels for everything always do by now), I have decided to come across as more of a delicious consomme professional.  You may have noticed, reader who is probably me, that I have at long last added a banner image to this site, so I am finally one step above bare bones here.  Over the coming weeks/months/however-long-it-takes-me, there will be further changes and improvements to this site.  The quality of the comics will remain relatively low as to give other artists something to eclipse.

So thank you for visiting this site.  I can assure you this will be an interesting time to be here.  I’m not losing interest this time.

Love,

Eric “Sassy Landlord” Peterson.